Things I have learned in my first week of medical school:

- There is no limit to the volume of alcohol a medical student can consume in a single sitting.

- I expect that this year I will learn more about drinking games than medicine.

- Men enjoy drinking in women’s pyjamas/lingerie.

- Fire alarms have yet to serve a single purpose, instead disturbing what little sleep I do have to end up locked outside my flat at 3am.

- A 3am bed time is actually an early night.

- Don’t expect to sleep more than 4 hours in one 24 hour period.

- I’m really, really poor.

- Living beside a Dominoes and McDonald’s is a dangerous thing, particularly when drunk and all comprehension of expenses is disregarded.

- The only at-home cooking to be carried out will be performed using a microwave.

- Also, did I mention: ALCOHOL

Notes

  1. calmyourbeans reblogged this from eviscerator
  2. senyorajie reblogged this from cyanide-poisoning and added:
    UGH SO TRUE. Probably 80% of all my alcohol intake came from my first years in medschool. ALCOHOL 5EVER.
  3. cyanide-poisoning reblogged this from eviscerator
  4. sirdreamalot said: lol, cheers
  5. doyoureffinsplits said: lol first week, I barely remember mine after 5 years. Good luck!
  6. chairman-maow said: Were you at the pyjama pub crawl last night?!
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